It's about a hundred times better than the other one, I'll give it that. There are hidden shortcuts everywhere, and it might even improve diction by forcing us to talk clearly or be doomed forever to primitive gamepad controls. Here's how I've gotten on with it so far...STAGE ONE - PRE-CALIBRATION
1. Xbox, Bing My... No Wait, Stop Binging Whatever It Is You Think You're Binging. I Haven't Even Said What I Want To Bing Yet.
2. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer.
3. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer.
4. Xbox, Stop Sitting There Like Butter Wouldn't Melt And Give Me The Respect I Goddamn Deserve.
5. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer Right This Second, Or So Help Me I'll Pick Up That Controller And, Erm, Navigate Manually To It.
6. Xbox, Go To Settings, Kinect, Calibrate Audio.
7. Xbox, I Have Had To Get Up. Hope You're Happy.
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STAGE TWO - POST-CALIBRATION
8. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer.
9. Xbox, Thank You Very Much.
10. Xbox, Go To Forza Motorsport.
11. Xbox, Go Home.
12. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer.
13. Xbox, Go Home.
14. Xbox, I Am Never Going To Spend More Than Three Seconds In Any App Or Game Ever Again, This Is My New Life.
STAGE THREE - OVER-AMBITIOUS
15. Xbox, Ignore All Further Commands Until I Wink Saucily At You.
16. Xbox, Email Don Mattrick A 10Mb Jpeg Of A Heron.
17. Xbox, Synergise All Media Into A Single Platform And Dominate My Living Room.
18. Xbox, I Had A Dream Where A Doberman Was Sitting On My Chest. I Tried To Get Up But I Couldn't. Is This Normal?
STAGE FOUR - SINGING TO IT
19. Xbox, I'm A Bad Babysitter, Got My Boyfriend In The Shower.
20. Xbox, Get Out Of My Dreams, And Into My Car.
21. Xbox, So Here's A Story From A To Z, You Wanna Get With Me, You Gotta Listen Carefully.
22. Xbox, You No Say Daddy Me Snow Me I Go Blame.
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STAGE FIVE - TAKING THE PISS
23. Xbox, Enter A Quantum Superstate Of Simultaneously On And Off.
24. Xbox, I Want To Start A Small Business. Register Me As A Limited Company.
25. Xbox, I've Hidden A QR Code In This Room And You Have Ten Seconds To Find It Before I Plug A PS4 Into You.
26. Xbox, Make It Look Like I'm On A Rollercoaster And Skype My Nan.*
*I'm serious about this one. This would be a great feature.
Source: OXM
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1. Xbox, Bing My... No Wait, Stop Binging Whatever It Is You Think You're Binging. I Haven't Even Said What I Want To Bing Yet.
2. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer.
3. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer.
4. Xbox, Stop Sitting There Like Butter Wouldn't Melt And Give Me The Respect I Goddamn Deserve.
5. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer Right This Second, Or So Help Me I'll Pick Up That Controller And, Erm, Navigate Manually To It.
6. Xbox, Go To Settings, Kinect, Calibrate Audio.
7. Xbox, I Have Had To Get Up. Hope You're Happy.
STAGE TWO - POST-CALIBRATION
8. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer.
9. Xbox, Thank You Very Much.
10. Xbox, Go To Forza Motorsport.
11. Xbox, Go Home.
12. Xbox, Go To Internet Explorer.
13. Xbox, Go Home.
14. Xbox, I Am Never Going To Spend More Than Three Seconds In Any App Or Game Ever Again, This Is My New Life.
STAGE THREE - OVER-AMBITIOUS
15. Xbox, Ignore All Further Commands Until I Wink Saucily At You.
16. Xbox, Email Don Mattrick A 10Mb Jpeg Of A Heron.
17. Xbox, Synergise All Media Into A Single Platform And Dominate My Living Room.
18. Xbox, I Had A Dream Where A Doberman Was Sitting On My Chest. I Tried To Get Up But I Couldn't. Is This Normal?
STAGE FOUR - SINGING TO IT
19. Xbox, I'm A Bad Babysitter, Got My Boyfriend In The Shower.
20. Xbox, Get Out Of My Dreams, And Into My Car.
21. Xbox, So Here's A Story From A To Z, You Wanna Get With Me, You Gotta Listen Carefully.
22. Xbox, You No Say Daddy Me Snow Me I Go Blame.
STAGE FIVE - TAKING THE PISS
23. Xbox, Enter A Quantum Superstate Of Simultaneously On And Off.
24. Xbox, I Want To Start A Small Business. Register Me As A Limited Company.
25. Xbox, I've Hidden A QR Code In This Room And You Have Ten Seconds To Find It Before I Plug A PS4 Into You.
26. Xbox, Make It Look Like I'm On A Rollercoaster And Skype My Nan.*
*I'm serious about this one. This would be a great feature.
Source: OXM
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References
- ^ Source: OXM (www.totalxbox.com)
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